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If you do not take the other side of this gaddamned river by the time i get out of my tank will start killing every being in this platoon!!
-MechSergeant Tot Qu of the 82nd Armored Assault Legion at the battle of Jetmil.
It was here that Sergeant Tot Qu gained the coveted Heroic status, rare among the GMAC mechanized, for singular/multiple acts of stupidity and/or bravery that contribute to victory. Supposedly, in the midst of an assault on an enemy fortress Qu, in a fit of rage, exited his tank and walked in a straight line across a river, up a hill, and into a heavily defended bastion armed only with his sidearm and combat knife. The entire event was recorded on his helmet cam and can be verified by ten witnesses. He suffered no major injuries and killed more then forty soldiers, including two in his platoon who were fleeing prematurely.

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Sounds like a manly man to me.

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For singular acts of stupidity and/or bravery

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Atta boy! :w00t:

--
My good friend Mike: "The world just got a little shiny."

Rat: What makes you think you're popular?
Pig: I'm sitting in the Popular Tree.
Rat: It's called a poplar tree.
Pig:...Mind helping me down so I don't get a boo-boo?
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i wasnt thinking manly man but i guess he passes for one

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Two college friends enter an elevator, they press the button for the fourth floor. The elevator stops suddenly. The floor number reads 3.5, the door slides open revealing a clown holding an axe, face deadpan. silence. One of the guys speak up, U on or off
:iconsalvador-deli:
I figured. I just felt like calling him 'manly man' for the lolz.

--
My good friend Mike: "The world just got a little shiny."

Rat: What makes you think you're popular?
Pig: I'm sitting in the Popular Tree.
Rat: It's called a poplar tree.
Pig:...Mind helping me down so I don't get a boo-boo?

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